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...is murder, bub.

Last night at Mangia there was an early-twenties guy with a mohawk wearing a Slayer t-shirt who got on stage during open mic to sing Elvis songs. A Capella. Did a pretty good job of it, too. Yet another reason to move to the Lew.

I'd like to give a shoutout to Amazon, Hanes, the The Sportsman's Guide or whoever it was who decided to use a model with a body worse than mine.

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Where were you born?: a minute outside of Chicago

Have you kissed any of your MySpace friends? More than one, surprisingly

How tall are you? 5'11"

Where is your ideal house located?: In the year 2253

Last person you talked to?: Rider

Have you ever taken pictures in a photoboth?: No. No I haven'tWhen was the last time you were at Olive Garden ( Read more... )

Man, I'm so glad 6/6/06 is over. I was so sick of people going on about it being "the number of thar beast." I have to assume that they mean that it is the phone number of the beast from Beauty and the Beast. The cool one who lived in the sewer, not that fake-ass Disney shit.

Also, I am really sick of having to point out this factoid*. Yep, ( Read more... )

Hey, I got me one of them digital camera dealies and have been using it a bit. ( and this is the result )

Let me speak as someone who is not the son of imigrants. My people were called "colonists" and "indians" (or "forest niggers" or something). What I need to say is this: This Bush imigration plan is fucked up. So, say you're Mexican, and the imigration policy isn't letting you in. Your skills aren't what this country says it is looking for. So ( Read more... )

It's been a long time since I've crafted a dead hooker joke. Let's try this one:

How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? I'm not sure, but I know that 14 haven't managed to do shit.

So, how many of you have been watching the Saddam trials? Anyone? Hello? Not me. They aren't broadcasting it here. Shouldn't we be demanding live in-court coverage? Shouldn't the government ( Read more... )

Well, one way, maybe two. So far. And Haw Haw if you were thinking something sexual, you perv ( Read more... )