Hey, I'm posting again. If anyone ever reads this, they'll know that as of this date, I am in fact not deceased. Isn't that great ( Read more... )

Y'know, I suddenly realized today that I hadn't posted in this thing in forever... Not that it matters, because I don't think anyone actually reads me, but still... just in case someone were to stumble across this thing one day, I figured I might as well update all the crap I've posted here ( Read more... )

Well, my bachelor-hood doesn't technically end until October, but just today, I was thinking about it, because last night as I was leaving Bellatrix's apartment, she mentioned to me that it would be the last time she ever had to send me off from that front door ( Read more... )

I finished reading Bellatrix's journal, and I realized something... Well, something beyond that I forgot to tell her about the adjustments I made to her "list of good ideas" for the wedding. Oops ( Read more... )

I received this in e-mail, and while I don't normally forward anything I get (the various jokes and chain letters that come from co-workers and friends), this particular editorial really made me think, and so I figured I'd post it ( Read more... )

Well, I told myself that I didn't want to throw politics into LiveJournal, but in this day and age, with me feeling so strongly about the way the world is so full of stupidity, hate, and ignorance, I had to put this in. It's an Excerpt from a normally left-wing paper in England, by an author who seems to have come to many of the same conclusions ( Read more... )

Yeah, she'd have one helluva big ass if she was eatin' these for breakfast every day ( Read more... )

Everybody: Hi, Doctor Nick!

Alright, whatever. This is my first entry, I'm just testing. I set this up because my g/f made me, so it's all her fault.