You make me want to re-evaluate everything, and all the time ( Read more... )

I'm officially over it and it feels good. I just feel like laughing in amusement. I can be silly sometimes. I am so amused.

Remember: There are no contradictions. Check your premises.

I never really understood the meaning of this until a couple days ago.

I discovered today that one of my biggest pet peeves is inconsistent behavior.All the offices ladies know that I am always hungry because I don't have a lot of time to eat, so they are so nice and always bring me little snacks. Flo, the old receptionist that is about to retire, made this strawberry desert. She put some in a container for me and ( Read more... )

1. I love fish sticks. And NOT fish fillets. Cheap fish sticks are so much better then those dumb fish fillets ( Read more... )

The gaudy boat was lined with frivolous jewels and on board was nothing but the banter of rich aristocrats in their teflon knickers. But amidst the fat yuppies stuffing their smug faces with the smorgasbord of sweet foods, were two sneaky terrorists named Hugo and Vespucci, named after the Italian explorer after whom America was named. They were on ( Read more... )

( OMG PICTURES. )

This weekend was most rewarding. I did something different everyday ( Read more... )

Al "Chainsaw" Dunlop is my hero.

Would anyone be interested in buying an electric guitar and practice amp for $80? The price is negotiable. And you can buy just the guitar or just the amp. They both work, the amp is in perfect condition, and the guitar works and has a couple small scratches. I'll post pictures soon.

I sit at work and eat the sour worms a lady gave me.
I take off my high-heels and twirl around in my rolly chair.
When no one is looking, I sing to the songs on the radio and dance down the stairs.
The sun is bright and it is always in my eyes.
I love my job.