The scary monster men have been here all week making loud sounds in the bathroom. I don't like them so I hide under the futon while they are here. Payton on the other hand kept trying to get into the bathroom to say hi to them and she scared the one monster guy! He asked mom if she bites! HA! Good thing he didn't see my fangs ( Read more... )

Mommy got some sort of good news. She went to her vet and had this allergy test done with a lot of needles. (sounds scary!!) Anyway, she is allergic to sissy and I, but also a lot of other things like plants and trees and dust mites. A lot of those things were worse than the allergy to us! She is going to have shots for the trees and weeds and ( Read more... )

Sissy paytonlenore and I got in BIG trouble yesterday! Goofy Payton knocked the fishie (Alan) off the entertainment center while mommy was at work. He fell and all the water came out of his tank. I ate him since he was already out of the water. We tried to help him, but it was too late. I can't say which of us ate him, but we left a piece of his head on ( Read more... )

Today is my dumb dad's birthday! *hisses at him* Yesterday he had his dumb parents and grandmother come over to take mommy and him out for dinner. Great grandma wanted to see me and say hi so he pulled me out from under the futon. Mom got mad at him, but everyone wanted to say hi to me. I showed them my fangs and scared grandma!! She thought ( Read more... )

Ok my mommy and daddy want to know if any other kitties out there like cantaloupe melon? I love it! Sometimes dad eats it for breakfast and I whine and scream until he shares with me. I also tried string cheese for the first time since I know some of my friends on here like it so much. I'm not too sure about it. It's ok, but not as good as ( Read more... )

Since mommy is allergic to us now her stupid dr told her that she has to give us a bath once a week to help get rid of our dander! ABUSE ABUSE!! Daddy held me in the tub and then mom took pictures. Mom said she's surprised the neighbors didn't come and see what was wrong since I was screaming and meowing so loud.
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I just found a cockroach crawling up the drain! I grabbed it before Payton could get it. Mom heard us making all kinds of noise in the kitchen so she ran in and saw me with the buggie in my mouth! Mom is terrified of cockroaches so she ran away screaming. She even jumped up on the couch as I was eating it. It was a tasty snack! Mom is mad ( Read more... )

Mommy just got bad news. She's highly allergic to Payton and I! That's why she's been so sick the past few months with headaches and that hairball coughing up thing she keeps getting. She's so upset and keeps crying. Don't anyone worry though, she's not getting rid of us by any means! It probably means that after we go to kitty heaven she won' ( Read more... )

Dad got mom these things for Christmas that are clay and they are making paw prints of me and sissy! Last night we did it. Dad rolled out clay and put it in a cat shaped mold and then I had to stick my paws in it. I didn't like it much. I didn't mind the clay, but the part where dad had to hold me wasn't much fun. Mom says they are so cute ( Read more... )

Last night I decided to be sneaky and follow dad into the bedroom while mom was already asleep. See daddy goes to bed really late most nights and he acts silly when he's tired. He's easy to trick. I followed him into bed even though I'm not suppose to be in there. The dumb bat didn't even notice, though he claims it's because I'm black and I ( Read more... )