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Chili Company In Oakley Closes Doors

When reached for comment, Ms. Kathy, head waitress and perennially iconic Chili Company employee had no comment.

No one else could be reached for anything. As the last known Chili Company restaurant in the Cincinnati area, the closing of the Oakley location marks the quiet end of an era. Now rowdy ( Read more... )

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