1. Are you ready for 100 questions?
No, but I'll do it anyways

2. Do you watch college football?
Sometimes

3. Who will fill this survey out after you?
Dunno

4. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Shannon, telling me she felt like shit

5. Do you love anyone?
Yes

6. Are you happy?
yep

7. Where was the last place you went shopping?
Walmart

8. How ( Read more... )

When I wrote down all the voicemails left yesterday, I dated them as the 16th instead of the 15th.  Consequently, all voicemails left today have been dated the 17th, which is tomorrow.  I may use this to my advantage though.  I'll date the callback date the 16th, and my boss will be like "Josh, you are the fucking MAN!  You called back people who ( Read more... )

My parter is leaving, and we need someone ASAP.  Need to be proficient in Office 2003, especially Excel.  Must be willing to talk to customers, and be willing to put up with a slightly insane partner who is at least 1000000000% more awesome in person than anything you see online.  Oh, bilingual preferred but if not, who cares?  Pays minimum of $12 ( Read more... )

 1. Did you cry today?
No..

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Walking in the front door to work

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Just getting home.

4. Who did you take this from?
Meesha

5. Two words to explain your day?
Definitely Different

6.Who is first on your top?
Um, what?

7.In what way is this person related to you?
n/a

8.What color is ( Read more... )

Some people shouldn't breed or be given debit cards

This stupid fever won't go away.  There's nothing like the invigorating feeling of being baked in your own skin.

-How many people have you kissed in the past 6 months?: 1.
-What's your middle name? Lee.
-Would you rather spend a whole day with your mom or your dad? Mom

-Where will you be 12 hours from now? Asleep
-Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward? No.
-Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow? clothes.
-What serial killer do you find most ( Read more... )

i give you money & send you into the grocery store to pick up five
items. you can only pick one thing from the following departments --
what do you pick?
01. produce: bananas
02. bakery: Wheat bread
03. refrigerated: milk
04. frozen: pizza
05. dry goods: cereal

let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. you're only allowed
to bring three articles of ( Read more... )

 1.How long do you spend in the shower?
10-15 min

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
Pads

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
A vagrant.

4. Name something a man might buy before a date
Gas

5. Whats another word for blemish?
imperfection

6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
Hot dogs

7. Name a piece of ( Read more... )

5 Things you really want for Christmas. Name 'em.

1) A new Hard Drive
2) Transformers the Movie
3) A new DVD player
4) A PSP
5) Socks. Not kidding, really need socks.

What about everyone else?