going 100% friends only now, haters

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Remember that time I stole LP's celebrity phone list and called a bunch of them? lol, he was so mad. In hindsight, I feel kind of bad, that was pretty mean. But funny.

While enjoying my new favorite pasttime, searching declassified US government documents, I came across two documents about scientology. Unfortunately, they are almost entirely blacked out, but I think we can speculate what they say. Probably they discuss the seminal film, Battlefield Earth, and Kirstie Alley's weight gain.

Why didn't anyone tell me how hilarious McSweeney's is?

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