The most beautiful sounding combination of two words in the English language.
Cellar Door
I disagree.

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  PMS
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  Unemotional Boyfriend lacking feeling due to sleep deprivation and being an ass hole
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  Severe cold
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  Infected piercings
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  Alone on Valentine's Day

You know. A little harmless getting even. Well it just goes to show, you shouldnt go looking for something you know youll find. Google is a very powerful tool.

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Well, this may not include bondage or a cockring but heres something a little more plain. Women orgasm easier ( Read more... )

...i assumed it was going to get better. it didnt.

Neil has a stinky vag. Which I happen to love. He is hot. I love Neiw Pettin Achie. We make liquid water baby. Water babies. remember those?

that is not attractive. at all. believe me.

Love,
the girlfriend who evidently has no idea who the real neil is.

P.S. It is spelled handsome, but dont worry... Play boy bunnies dont look for brains.  Zombies look for brains...Monsers look for brains.. I guess I thought that is what you wanted.

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Fletcher- What is that on your leg?

Morgan- Oh that? Nothing.

Fletcher- It's herpes isn't it you sick son of a bitch?

hahaha made me laugh for a solid ten minutes.

.impissedrealpissed.

I was thinking about wearing my waitress dress.. which in turn remindes me of this.

I'm walkin to the corner, to go my cafe
That's when I seen her, a'walkin my way
She's all dolled up, in her waitress' skirt
I said c'mon, dont make my heart hurt

Shit, I might even brush my hair.

Last night, Neil, Ryan, Ashley, and I went to Fountain Square. It ( Read more... )

I love Neil. :-)

Sometimes I go looking for it... and when I find it... yeah. Maybe I was asking for it. Maybe I wanted to find something to piss me off. Shake things up a little bit. "Things can only be perfect for so long..." But actually they are still pretty much perfect. I love him, I love it. To be honest, Im not really upset. I feel like I should be ( Read more... )

its one of things that sink to the bottom of your stomach and just grow and grow until it starts to hurt. Why? Why me is a better question? Is it just that Im not good enough? No fuck that. Because I know that isnt it. Im amazing and I know it. Although Im not cocky about it... I kinda just want to cry now.