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Behag ikke anbringer løken i sekken!

Dette forårsaker mye nøden til nisseKongen.

Og for det, er De skudd med beetles.

I believe enough time has passed for me to make a "still alive" post, because when people don't update their journals for extended periods of time, it means only one of two things: A) they're dead or B) "lol sry guys my comptuer was broken for tje weekend and i had to take it to the store to get a new 1 but my dad was being suhc a dick and wouldtn ( Read more... )

Yeah, the subject of this entry is bossy and in-your-face. Get over it ( Read more... )

Just because you finally got a girlfriend that doesn't resemble the ass of a horse, and beyond all common stanards, actually engage in intimate activity (because Lord knows other couples don't), does NOT make you any less of a complete fucking loser. It sort of detracts from the authenticity of your relationship when every utterance from your half ( Read more... )

I forgot my lunch money today...

...I'm going to end it all.

Today, I would like to share with you a secret magical recipe that will fill your life with good fortune, wonder, and happiness. This special recipe has been passed down in my family for 10 generations, being first created by my ancestor Rontius Celestium in 230, BC. One day, after sending a band of gypsies to the lions, Rontius was riding back ( Read more... )

As you may have noticed, judging by the millions of postcards I received, I have not updated in a VERY long time. However, my period of abscence in not a tale of jovialocity; it is a tale tragedeousness and fabricoatiousness. It goes like this ( Read more... )

I can't stop thinking about the Cialus commercial. And if it's right for me.

Today is Saint Patrick's day. We had a school-wide assembly to celebrate World Day. Apparently World Day is when people parade around holding shoddily crafted masks above their heads while being generally insulted and disrespected by the entire class-body. I was sitting in front of several people who, throughout the entire hour and a half ( Read more... )