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so today I released gasses so rank, I seriously considered turning myself in for attempted murder.

So I am about to become a gaucho, which is some kind of south american cowboy type person, see image below:

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I may now go forth and die!

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man I think I might be hella stressed out or something about my job.... One of my two bosses attacked me on an issue with a client and I cracked at him back out of defense, and now I feel completely sick to my stomach. Similar thing happened when all the crazy shiz started happening at work. Likewise I have had a history of fucking up jobs cause ( Read more... )

welp
bank one tried to fuck me this weekend, so im moving banks. Had great sex with the girl. Had a good time at the Hardwire/Stand show. Met one of the guys I game with tonight. Saw the new die hard. Tore open Ahmed's ass at Coffee Plantation for not giving me what I paid for.
And to add to the fantastic weekend, the burninator mobile got

WHAT THE FUCK SCI FI CHANNEL!!?? 10 YEARS FOR THAT!?

Well I guess it is time for Mike Rose to revamp again. I'm already visually shocking the nation, now I need to rearrange my priorities and move forward with my goals in life. Toes may or may not get stepped on, lives may get shattered, lives may get upgraded, others will stay the same. Enough has already happened to aide in these changes, I just ( Read more... )

I miss being a passenger.