phillip lay down his body and abruptly fell to sleep ( Read more... )

mot first met mr pineapple at the supermarket. mot hadn't had much experience with fresh pineapples before. he usually consumed them out of tins. choosing a fresh pineapple was a novel experience, so he took a great time to deliberate. he brought them close to his nose to breathe in their delicious fragrance. he looked them over carefully, judging ( Read more... )

i'm just one big fuck up after another.

**update**

i'm feeling much better. something happened which triggered alot of emotions and i had a big cry. but its all good. i am lucky i have some great friends and thanks to them i never stay depressed for long. thank you for all your comments, but please shut up before the tears begin to well again.

1. Ever been to a male strip club? nope, gross ( Read more... )

i have been reading paris hilton's autobiography and i feel inspired.

so saturday night after a few drinks, i decided to ride to the shops for cigarettes for the housemates and myself. it was a cruisy minute and a half ride there.. a brief exchange... and then a very speeded ride back.. that is until i decided to be a hero and try and get some air off of a curb. it didn't go well. i landed on my face ( Read more... )

massive cull. probably not the right time. but to anyone i deleted.. sorry dudes. i might add u back next time i'm on

give up yourself unto the moment.
melbourne is fucking shit. i want to die.

... yeah, right.... fucking love it.

going to an andy warhol party tonight and i am wearing a butterfly brooch. that's all i have to say.

(oh and eva is bitchin - the good kind)

since arrive in queensland i have ( Read more... )

why is it that i always fail to see what is right in front of me ( Read more... )