( So, having spent 30 minutes naked under a llama... )

Far too adventurous to allow for LJ time ( Read more... )

You may have noticed that on April 1st, I made a post stating that I would endeavor to make the world a better place ( Read more... )

...I just wanted to take this time to tell everyone that I've wronged, lied to, killed, stabbed, gored, bitten, poked, raped, pillaged, frogged, defenestrated, perforated, degenerated, hoaxed, banished, eaten, or insulted that I am truly sorry for all my misdeeds and shall endeavor, from this point on, to not only be a better mazoku but to improve ( Read more... )

He wasn't entirely conscious, truth be told. But he did pay for dinner, in that I stole his wallet. Well, I didn't really steal it. I mean, I gave it right back.

...Anyways, he and I are having a lovely time, even though he's not exactly coherent or anything. Maybe when he wakes up I can sell him to maryuuougaav! Remember kiddies, "hostage" is just a ( Read more... )

And we start thinking about recycling, being the eco-conscious mazoku that we are. I mean, we make so much trash, right? It's wrong to cause the creation of refuse without showing a little consideration, a little thought for where it's all gonna go, and how we can make the world a better place by reusing what would be thrown away otherwise ( Read more... )

Pholph's Scrabble Generator

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...see, it was this misunderstanding I had with Irk. She kept on sending me emails or leaving me notes every now and then ( Read more... )

Sorry, got astral ebola. Still recovering. I'll tell ya what, though: never fondle a corpse in Hellmaster's abandoned throne room if you don't know how long it's been there.

Fuck, Irk's too busy to do a thing for poor me. I might actually have to learn to type if this keeps up ( Read more... )