I've been reading editorials written by an American guy who teaches English to 12-15 year old kids in Japan. I really have to say...

This is the sweetest thing ever:
http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/owl.html

If I had a Moeko owl, I'd never let it go. Ever.

I found this site on portal of evil.
http://www.snotgirls.com

QUOTE:
I'll bet that you always wished you could catch a hot chick picking her nose. Guess what? We have made it possible ( Read more... )

Haven't been updating this journal... mostly because I just haven't felt like it. I haven't done anything over the past couple weeks, so I spared you the boring journal entries like "Today I did nothing, followed by more nothing, ending with a great big nothing!"

In other news, my speakers are broken. I think I may kill someone.

Behold, I've created another flash movie! Zombitown!

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/243555

So far it has scored higher than FUM, I'm pleased with that. Maybe when I make FUM2, it'll get an even higher score. Only time will tell! =]

Sorry I've been missing in action awhile guys and gals. I've been working on making my flash skills leet. I've submitted a flash to newgrounds, FUM: FUCKED UP MOVIE, and it's been getting pretty good reviews. Check it out. Oddly enough, searching for the keywords "Fucked Up Movie" on google gets you my submission as the #1 search result. I'm pretty ( Read more... )

Faith.com translated into Snoop Dogg ( Read more... )

http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/~kobatan03/jpeg/

I feel dirty for showing you this. Must wash dirt off. MUST WASH DIRT OFF.

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There are even times when I don't know what to say:

http://shop.starwars.com/catalog/product.xml?product_id=2698;category_id=332;pcid1=;pcid2=

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I think it's funny what people can get away with these days. Take off brand juice for example. Obviously, it's the same stuff as in the more expensive juices, right? Maybe so, but what about the rest of it? The lid and label for example. Like, when the label tells you to "SHAKE WELL" but the lid is a little less than watertight ( Read more... )

http://www.thedartmouth.com/article.php?aid=2005051201020

Greatest. Invention. Ever.

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