A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake ( Read more... )

You Are A Cedar Tree


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A Software Engineer, a Test Engineer, and their Project Manager have taken a rare lunch break from their high-pressure project, and are strolling along the local beach enjoying the sunshine and scenery. The Project Manager suddenly notices an old lamp has washed up upon the shore, so picks it up and gives it a rub. Sure enough, in a flash of smoke ( Read more... )

A jogger is running down a country road in West Virginia when a horse yells to him: "Hey! Come over here, buddy ( Read more... )

I swear, Lori and I are the only two people who actually do any work at my Toys r Us. We've been gone for only 3 days and the store is such a fucking mess! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... I spent the better part of the night cleaning up seasonal, I FUCKING HATE SEASONAL! I'd rather break my knee than work seasonal. Speaking of my knee, it was hurting pretty ( Read more... )

Life can be funny sometimes....too funny....I'm not laughing anymore....

A little guy walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for a single scoop of chocolate on a cone. the store owner says, "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of chocolate today, would you like to pick another flavor ( Read more... )

I can be a jerk sometimes....

Some people can be very confusing at times....

Merlin200025 [5:29 PM]: hey who sings that song ( Read more... )