TYPiCAL SCENE BOY;;;; Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face.. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND ( Read more... )

1. My skills for provocative description and metaphor in erotic writing do not transfer to regular essays a la Prof. Fakundiny's class. I guess she just doesn't do it for me:P ( Read more... )

You gently stroke my hair as I kneel in front of you, slowly and carefully unfastening your pants. Eventually I get your boxers down and I *gasp* at the glorious erection that springs up before me. I look back to your face as the traces of a smile flash upon my lips and I think "I love this man. I love his mind, I love his heart, but I also love ( Read more... )

ooh, my man's gonna get some friday night!

I read that only 30 percent of couples have sex with their eyes open...so we are in the awesome minority. It's supposed to increase intimacy. Then I realized it's been a long time since I could see your face when you came because we usually finish doggy style. I always judge from your breathing and more recently the feeling of your hot semen ( Read more... )

You arrive at work, after another long and lonely subway ride, and see the office door is open ( Read more... )

I gotta say, pjur eros is an awesome lubricant. I only needed a tiny amount to use it, and it didn't make me sticky when it dried. I didn't even have to wash it off. I jerked off at work. But I didn't finish because I didn't want to make too much noise.

Switched from Paxil to Lexapro and WOW: I'm about 20 times more likely to orgasm now.

I want to lay with you in bed and just touch hands...then hands and arms...hands, arms, chests...and more ( Read more... )

1. Anyone use Durex performax condoms? I got the Durex pleasure pack and 4 of them are performax. I used one and I didn't feel numb, and felt no difference. Did I not use it right? No, it wasn't inside out ( Read more... )