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I really don't understand this ad, but I'm pretty sure I never want to eat another Skittle.

Satellite closes in on Noah's Ark mystery?
Poll The Ark

I kindly request the academy to give this man an Oscar for Best Actor of all Time


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( I miss the Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger at Hardee’s. )

Benign and non-cancerous.

Occasionally, pangs of fear pop through the daily monotony, twisting my stomach into a small knot of worry. I’m forced to agree with Tom Petty. Waiting is the hardest part. My father called me last Friday and informed me that in an unrelated appointment with her doctor, a spot was found on my mother’s liver. This led to an MRI, which concluded with ( Read more... )

It’s a Friday night at the pool hall and the place is abuzz. The smell of chalk hangs in the air and mixes with the acrid smell of cigarette and cigar. The jukebox rolls eclectically from Eminem to Led Zeppelin to Johnny Cash, a musical metaphor of the clientele. A group of teenagers in baggy jeans and tousled shirts are huddled around their table ( Read more... )

Towel around my neck, I meander to the bathroom, turn on the shower and step onto the scale for my daily dose of humility. Fatness confirmed, I get into the shower and let the warm water soothe my stubborn eyes awake, my alertness lasting precisely the amount of time that it takes for me to get dressed and travel from my house to my desk. I boot up ( Read more... )

I was 15 when I tried my first cigarette, a full-flavored Marlboro 100 that my brother had bummed off of this guy he kind of knew ( Read more... )