And she gave me an orange water bottle.

Love,
Ryan

Osama bin Laden
Circle I Limbo

Uday Hussein, Qusay Hussein
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Scientologists, General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Greens, Libertarians
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Saddam Hussein, Oakland Raider Fans, PETA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Goths, Riceboys
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

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Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack Give A Dog A Bone.

Yea, he's THAT gay.

So I got a job at Target, but first I had to take a drug test at Labcorp. Inc...some independent clinic that is affiliated with the Target in St. Augustine and gives drug tests for free. Anyway, they close at 4, I have class from 1-4:15 and I have some errands to do. Get there at 11, walk out in five minutes, right ( Read more... )

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Since they lost World War II, Italians have had too much time on their hands:

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Welcome to democracy, bitch.

Love,
Ryan

1. I have contracted UTI (Urinary Tract Infection). It's exactly like having to go to the bathroom 24 hours a day, but then when you actually get to the toilet NOTHING HAPPENS. It's frustrating as well as painful. Here is some funny dialogue between myself, my step-dad (Bill), and the female doctor ( Read more... )

Three essays, two tests, and 25 hours of work. I don't think even the promise of Harry Potter tomorrow can make what has been a week out of Hell any better.

And I've still got to finish two of my essays.

And study for three finals.

Sweet.