"Google satan turtle"

"What like I googled your mother last night?!"

hahahahah ohhh no.

Best conversation I've ever been a part of?
I think so.
!!!

-HEAB

Are you allowed to call dibs on strepthroat ( Read more... )

"You have my attention ( Read more... )

I

got

a new new new carrrr!

i got....a newww car! i GOT a new...CAR.

NEW CAR NEW CAR NEW CAR NEW CAR NEW CAR NEW CAR
NEW CAR

HAHA

NEW
MOTHER
FREAKIN
CAR

BOOOYAW SUCKA.

-heab

I just wanna chill with Country and his daddy Freddy G.

[is that too much to ask?...I mean really?]

-heabs

The internet is just boring to me now. I stay online a total of like 10 minutes. -Yahoo -Myspace
-Xanga -Livejournal ...Reply to whomever i feel deserves a reply/have time for...get off the computer. Hmm. 10 minutes is up.
-Heab

My grandfather passed away last night. He was the last of the grandparents. =(

Feel free to crochet me a scarf of bake some cookies... [drinking a beer and clouding the room with cigarette smoke would be more accurate...but i'll take the cookies]

-Heab

hi.

What an amazing reason to update after so many months of vacation from the old 'LJ'. I don't think I've been so happy in such a long time. I can also finally say that it's not because of something another human did for me ( Read more... )

Neil Diamond...
Sweet Tea...
And
Only an hour left of work...

Could it get any better?!

No...I think not.