Uhh...so I never ever use this thing anymore and am seriously contemplating deleting it.

Please do not read my old entries, they were written by someone who is at least twice as dumb as me, if not moreso.

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"Trying to hold what slips through hands,
like using a sieve to move the sands
over, under, inside, and out.
A fanatic's zeal erases any burden of doubt."

She asks to see my utility knife. She not only figures out how to close it within a few seconds (something that has confused dozens of people), but she says she can sharpen it for me.

Happy holidays, everybody.

Edit: And tiny shark figurines. Goddamn.

it was raining outside, so I cleaned house today ( Read more... )

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the mountain goats - this year
I broke free on a saturday morning ( Read more... )

I give you:


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