Here are the Stephanie Questions. They are the questions i ask her every 5 minutes everyday, it's a wonderful experience.

1. What are you talking about?

2. What the hell is wrong with you?

3. Who does that?

4. What are you doing?

5. Why are you doing that?

I love them.

Halloween is over.

This morning was fun, Sam was kinda lost though:

Russell and I, "Sam, how old are you?"

Sam, "I two." *he holds up one finger*

Russ and I, "No, like this, this is two." *we each hold up 2 fingers*

Russ and I, "Sam, how old are you?"

Sam, "I have two kids." *holds up two fingers*

that kid is hilarious.

and I'm really bored but

FIRSTS ( Read more... )

SAVEYOURBREATH.

I quit.

Since no one likes it, you're just gonna get the story behind the words, no more writing, no more fun, no more expression. I'm done.

I finally realized the extent of my failure ( Read more... )

( Is this as good as it gets? )

I'M HOME! I'M HOME! I'M HOME! I'M HOME! I'M HOME! I'M HOME! I'M HOME! I'M HOME! I'M HOME!

AND NOW YOU WILL ALL FEEL MY WRATH. I HAVE RETURNED...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Don't go outside and discover that you like being free.
Cuz if you did, you'd be dropping the rock on me.

Bite your fingers to keep the world at bay. Are you ready? Besides that you need no preparation for only me. Keep me busy, and unaware, we are only as happy as our eyes.
I'm coming home someday.