A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant, says to the chef, "Hey, you killed my father." Chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish." Tuna thinks about it, says, "Then I challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever ( Read more... )

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So, there's this phenomena that bees are disappearing all over america.

why did they ALL have to relocate to my back yard?

I am not usually afraid of bees, but the amount back there, crawling all over the bamboo-ish plants kind of sent chills up my spine.

buut, it also makes me happy to see that they're thriving-ish.

alrighty. so I want to lose maybe 10-20 lbs at least before next con. woo hoo. I have a plan ( Read more... )

WOULD SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO F*CKIN' SEW ALREADY?!?!?!

I got so frustrated earlier today. ideas for garb/garments/costumes/dance gear just flowed into my brain without any warning.

le sigh. I can only draw it out on paper until I can get the skills. :(

my brain is losing it's potency...

I am struggling to find words that used to come so easily. I fuckin had to use a thesaurus to find the word "interpret" because for a moment I couldn't even conceive of such a word... I think I'm losing it. ( some trouble last night )

Norwes con 2009.

woot.

I am considering making a formal performance of their masquarade. Kind of an ode to the late Prince Ka, and also to D.R.

and I am also getting a new tat or piercing.

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Performance went off pretty nicely. Had to fill in for another girl that couldn't make it, so I had to re-learn-ish how to do the routine.

The only things I had to gripe about were the size of the stage and the lack of men's changing rooms at the festival. I should campaign with the other male dancers there to do so.

I am excited!!! I perform in 13 hours. what to do what to do what to do. Energies sent will be mucho appreciated.