(732): I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me.
(724): So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex.
(336): I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
(416): He's like Medusa, you can't look directly
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