dear xiao lu jiejie,

to vip route or not to vip route at airports?

sincerely,

harassed, who does not want to apologize to fans

on behalf of
tall-bitchface-whose-fans-hold-signs-upside-down-and-is-most-likely-to-be-hit-cause-...-tall;
deer-who-falls-a-lot; and
their-korean-friends-who-don't-really-wanna-apologize-later-either
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Xiao Lu Jiejie

My boyfriend keeps leaving the toilet seat up. Can I flush him next time? Is it a crime to flush one's boyfriend? I can't find anything in the constitution about that.

Love,

Ms. Splash
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Dear Xiao Lu

I'm interested in pursuing a, um, romantic relationship with one of my roommates. But whenever I try to be serious with him, he just laughs in my face or, worse, pets me on the cheek and tells me to, uh, bring him some food. What should I do?

Sincerely,

High Five King
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Ms. Xiao Lu

Not...not that I have a crush on you or anything but, um, hypothetically speaking, what does someone have to do to win your affections? Because I'm a great kimbap roller! And I think I have a nice smile. We're about the same height. Sort of. Are you into Korean men? I think we're nice...

Love,

Does Not Have a Crush on You, Seriously
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xiao lu jiejie

i'm hungry

but i'm talking to a friend and i finished my last bag of crackers

should i go home

or keep talking to my friend

sincerely,

a little hungry :c

Lay,

I see you typing this over webcam.

Please make me food.

Xiao Lu Jiejie

xiao lu jiejie,

today i made a devastating mistake. i spelled my friend's name wrong in a facebook post to her. how can i apologize to make it up to her properly?

from,
joon

Dear Jon,

Turn it into a special nickname between the two of you. She'll either find it endearing or defriend you on fb. nbd.

Love,

Xiao Tu Jiejie

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Dear Xiao Lu jiejie,

After a recent breakup, I have become obsessed with Taiwanese romantic tragedies. Unfortunately, my suitemates frequently walk in on my either bawling or on the verge of tears. What excuses do I give them (other than homesickness) so that I don't seem like a total sissy?

Love,
Hopeless Romantic
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Jiejie!

My roommate hates pandas. This is an utter travesty because how could you possibly hate pandas? They keep glaring at my panda bed sheets, panda blankets, panda pillow cases, panda pyjamas, stuffed pandas of varying sizes, panda phone cover, panda earphones, panda keychain, and so on. How do I get them to see the light?

-Romantic Panda
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jiejie~

i have been told my blinding smile is my best physical asset. currently i am considering bleaching my teeth to enhance my overall presentation. what do you say! yay or nay?

-teethrich
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