From the Simpsons:
"Geese can be troublesome."
"Every house has a bathroom."
"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial."
"The price of stamps will climb ever higher."
"You will invent a humorous toilet lid."
"You will find true love on Flag Day."
"Your store is being robbed, Apu."
and, the one I received this week:
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