My grandmother called last night in tears.
“I’m locked in my room right now and I’m going to kill myself.” She said.
The story goes: She took out her teeth, sat them on the back of the toilet, and then accidentally flushed them. Now she has no teeth. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. I really need to work on being more sympathetic.

IHOP’s coffee is so good. Coffee, French fries, Cheese steak sandwich, It was all good. We were arguing over cars most of the time. Bryant, his hair is such a great shade of blue these days, is a Mustang man. I like Mustangs to but my opinion is that Subaru’s rain supreme in the car world. Ashley doesn’t know shit about cars, but she’s taking ( Read more... )

When my 4 year old brothers cat went into heat and started, as the brotha'z say "gettin it on" he was told that they were "just dancing." Then a week later when my 15 year old sister's 18 year old boyfriend came over, and my brother comes in talking about how Amanda is "dancing" on the porch with her boyfriend. It caused quite a commotion. Everyone ( Read more... )

Me and my extremely tough/bitchy little sister are going back to the baker hotel tonight. If I never return it’s because the ghost ate us. Rock and Roll!

I have this huge list of friends on the damn site and I cant remember which ones are which. Help me!

My dog died, 5 month old pit bull. I meant to cry a little but never did. I had to go home early to bury him. She said “Why don’t you just throw him in a dumpster that’s what we always did ( Read more... )

I’m back and I’m happy. Things are good and not just my opinion of them. I take my puppy on long walks in the woods. I smile often and widely. I love everyone and everything, not because I’m a sap… because it’s all so lovable. Wish me luck.

hey. this isn't cole; this is his friend ben. he asked me to make an entry for him to explain his current situation. tonight, he got arrested for evasion after someone called the cops because he looked suspicious. he's in jail right now, and is probably going to prison for seven years. the reason for this is because he's broken his probation in two ( Read more... )

Hello to anyone who reads this. it will most likely appear as though I have only this one entry. in actuality I have many but they are all locked. the purpose of this diary is for me to write shitty poetry, and I Must say that I am accomplishing it quite well. The only problem with this is that I don't want my friends to read my shitty poetry, ( Read more... )