I miss being a rodian bounty hunter and a plump mon calamari musician.

Woah woah woah stop

Lets all just take a nice deep breath and calm our unyielding rage for one moment, oh what do I mean?

You see, humans have a sophisticated cerebral cortex (they like to think that it's what separates them from lower creatures), and by means of complex chemical synthesis and distribution, allows them cognitive thought and the ( Read more... )

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    It is really pissing me off that people are still getting their account passwords stolen. It is really very easy to prevent. So this public service announcement serves to inform everyone of how they can prevent it from happening(again).

The way most account passwords are stolen is through an imitation of the original website. It has the ( Read more... )

I love how seemingly intelligent people can be completely fucking stupid.

I sure hope you had a lot of fun with all this and I hope loosing your best friend was a price you were willing to pay.

Fucking grow up and step out of your Bollywood fantasy world.

One year ago today, I started dating the most wonderful person ever.
In every essence of the phrase, you mean everything to me.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY SARAH MUMU!!!

    Last semester was great, well the end of it at least. Actually getting all my stuff done for once and in the end getting pretty damn decent grades felt really good. I felt like I could function again. I think working (at Trader Joe's) had a big impact on my performance too, in a good way, as odd as that may seem, having an obligation helped me ( Read more... )

I just realised that my manager reminds me of an egotistical, non-amusing, condescending, and overly emphatic version of Carlos Mencia...