Ruth Bader Ginsburg is so hot!

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Once again I have commanded

Once again it has been done.

Brady and Vinatieri will have a seat next to Dad for all of eternity.

Thats what MVPs get. That way, I can play flag football with them.

Okay, Okay. I have been getting calls from constiuents, and they leave me messages (I screen, of course) saying 'Jesus, who do you want to win the nomination?' or 'Jesus, who's your man?' and the ever popular 'Jesus! Hows it hanging?' Up until this point I have remained tight-lipped about the nomination and how my shit is hanging. Well, now I will ( Read more... )

One more thing...

God is rooting for the Patriots.

GO BRADY!!!!

Alright, I think its time to say this, though some people might not agree with me ( Read more... )

Corn rows are cool, especially on really tall white guys

Okay, last night, I went off on emo kids. I actually meant to talk about sXe kids, but got distracted by emo kids because they look so much alike. I was drunk of water/wine, so that helped too.

Point: 11th commandment still stands, but add sXe kids too it.

Love, Your Savior, xJesusx

I totally just clogged the toilet. Mary's gonna be pissed when she comes home :-P

Yeah, so Im walking down near the movie theater with my running crew, when we all spy this really emo kid walking out of Barnie's coffee. We all started laughing at him and making fun of his corduroy pants and weird track jacket. In the end, he cried, I smoted and sent him to the 7th level of Hell. I also asked my dad to make up a new commandment, ( Read more... )