To hell with the "I'm back!" shit. I'm fucking back and updating bitches. I figured out I've got a new favorite movie I think. Topgun. "Ghostwriter to tower: tower this is Ghostwriter requesting flyby." It's got so many classic moves in it, singing the You've lost the loving feeling song, classic arrogant attitudes, Tom Cruise, airplanes, etc. This ( Read more... )

So it's been way too long since I updated obviously. Let me give you an update of my life since I last posted in 12 seconds ( Read more... )

I'm back! Pass the Catsup and eat the Mayonnaise!

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything.

Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Advice for this post: Don't be a tool like me

I'm back! Shave your pubic region and eat the lint ( Read more... )

I'm missing something, I don't know what. I just know that I am really missing something here ( Read more... )

I'm back! Fold the laundry and watch out for the flammable lint in dryer.

An interesting normal conversation with pontbriand:
AustinnAdZ (12:45:56 PM): I <3 hangovers ( Read more... )

I'm back! Slit your wrists and set your hair on fire then try and put it out with grain alcohol ( Read more... )

I'm back! Uncover the nuclear silo in the backyard and brainwash your cousin ( Read more... )

I'm back! Hide the liquor and eat all of the medication!

I woke up this morning, washed my face and then went to brush my teeth. But I didn't. I looked into my mouth and I would have bet my left nut that there was a hole the size of a dime in the roof of my mouth. I was like, "OH MY LORD!" I looked again, and I definetly still saw it there. I woke ( Read more... )

I'm back! Kick Abu in the junk and take the register ( Read more... )