i waited on stevie wonder at my resturaunt yesterday.
word.

yesterday sucked.
i got pulled over for the first time. i was shaking so much.
"you look like a little chiuaua." -ashley slutface<3 ( Read more... )

my breasts are sore. i believe that means they're *ah hem* .... growing.
score!

i want a pupppppy... somebody buy me a puppy. pleassseee.

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chelsea pointed this sign out to me and i thought it was cute...

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im so over this valley.
and this weather sucks.

i keep getting made fun of at work. do i really look 14? i fucking hope so, because that would be fucking rad!

( i <3 hollywood )

okay, so i stopped giving away the milk for free.
anyone wanna buy the fucking cow?

goddammit, im so gay.