taken from our mad libs book :P
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Aquarius, the water carrier, are generous bags of dog shit. They will lend you the nuts off their backs. Be sure to repay them when you promise or your name will be Dunkin Donuts.
PISCES (Feb 19 - March 20)
The Pisces female can be subtle, charming, and pregnant. She has the ability to
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