KARATE CHOP KARA. what was my name again?

LAK for life!

it's cold in my apartment. my nipples are visible through my shirt.

i will not treat my uncle like some bomb defusing robot.

the cups at miami subs are fucking huge. i am all like "ok i wanna medium" and they are like "1.58" and i get this shit the size of a cocks.

work was awful. usually is, only things making it bearable:
1) $$$
2) knowing i will be going home
3) karla and robert, COMEDY!

the 5th wheel makes me horny.. sometimes, only because i know i would do the same shit. i would mos def fuck on the first date.

i am so horny right now. i want to fuck. i want to fuck my boyfriend ROB obviously, but i want to have a threesome with one of my co-workers and with alan ruck aka stewart on spin city. i am obsessed with him, him and his glasses and business suits.. GOD TAKE ME ON A FIRST CLASS TRIP, MR. BUSINESS MAN! i hate how all the woman reject him, if i ( Read more... )

i am dyeing my eyebrows in topless bliss! work was a real blast this afternoon, i can assure you. i made shitty money, thanks to the god damn miami dolphins; this is what you have to deal with when all your clientele is hillbillies looking for a burger! fuck that.

today i threw up in a walmart bag. i went to bed then i woke up and threw up in a different walmart bag in a different location. no explanations, just vomit.

my period is raging like the red river of death. my cramps are my nightmares.

fuck my ass TODAY!

today rob and i fucked as soon as we woke up. i think we may have offended the neighbors with our loud slapping and and swearfilled abuse. it's a shame ( Read more... )