thought for the day:
tara Reid has man hands.

that is all

my nose is full of liquid snot, o yes it is because i have a "god" awful cold ( Read more... )

my breasts are sore.
i have a headache.
and my nipple itches.

i think it's a conspiracy.

all in all i am going to revolver tonight.

o yeah, i got back from new york on tuesday. it was ok, my family had attempted to make most of my plans for me, but i was determined to say "fuck no" to that. the city was the best part, minus mario party.

mr. bush, why haven't gas prices gone down?

((voice from the crowd))
because you are a big fat republican liar and so on.

in other news, i have a bruise on the inside of my left ankle, i suspect the fbi is responsible for this pointless attack.

well this has approached fast and somehow slow at the same time. the moment has finally arrived! Ha! Perhaps that is how some retard would act about a 3 month beforehand planned trip, me on the other hand is playing it cool, like a cucumber. I am leaving for NY on friday. NYC watch out, you don't want another streetwalker like me ( Read more... )

today my uncles came over. the shave and a haircutted my door, it scared me, i thought it was the landlord; god he is an asshole ( Read more... )

Moonboy407: hello ( Read more... )

i am just sitting here waiting for my little cutes to come pick me up! i kinda slept at my mom's house, although i didn't do much sleeping ( Read more... )

MMmMMm rob and i had naughty dirty sex last night! it was amazing.. we were just kissing and then i started to get more aggressive (and wet :D) and he started to also... then he decided to take my shirt off and bite/kiss/lick my back... then he pulled down my pants and sucked on my asshole.. then he was all like "can i rub my dick on it" and i am ( Read more... )

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