i decided to take a little break from livejournal ( Read more... )

today i saw jackass the movie
i felt at home with all the vomit and shitting

particularly in the pants.

i was sick all weekend.

i had a 102 fever...chills and was violently ill...

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I CAN QUIT MY JOB! i even came in with a doctor's note and he was all "so i guess this means you can't work?!" fuck him i will not be his slave.

ass monkey.

no one is on.
except for evan.
and even he is leaving soon.

rob is working.
sucks.
got called in.

i watched rocky horror picture show, that movie is my life.. MmMMmmmm... partially now and fully later.

"sweet dreams"

i love getting sold out.

i hate most everyone... except rob, thomas and jo, and my 9 in veiny dildo.

what can be said about tonight?

i met thomas and jo this morning.... early like 2 am. they rock the boat.

i am gonna hump both of them raw. OHH BABBY, BABY i like it RAW!

rob, i love you and i missyou, hurry home.

goodnight.

woke up bored ( Read more... )

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Yes. so if you want to get married, i am your minister! YEAH! only the rev. lauren can suck two penises together, what a spectacle.
MmmmmmmMm egg rolls and hot dogs!!!

rob and i are going on a date.

it will be great.
and we will come home late.

i love him.

SEX LICK!