Chapter Ten, "Sadface"

[xlormp]

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 10, "Sadface"

CHRISTOPHERXlormp was kind enough to let me take Frig off to her bedroom to talk about The Plan. Granted, it was a plan full of more holes than a book by Louis Sachar, but I figured I'd take what I could get because when would I get a chance like this again? Frig

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[lizren697]

with breaking dawn, the further i got into the book the more the whole series seemed like just a big joke.

the further i get into this book, the more this series seems like a legitimate series. isn't that kind of weird?

i think as soon as this book is finished you should whip them all off the internet and publish them for real and have midnight releases and turn them into movies and make everyone forget about vampires for good (except for true blood and buffy the vampire slayer, because those are actually entertaining).

[madmadmaddymad]

This is honest to god advice for you. For you and anyone else who is wavering on the decision to order this book.

YOU SHOULD BUY this series. Buy it twice. (Or if you're a redhead with a thing for girls who turn into aliens, Buy it ELEVEN TIMES.)

Because you will love yourself if you do.

[draconravie]

Yes, there best be lots of copies available in december, because I know what I'm going to ask for for my birthday and Christmas!

I actually dloaded the Twilight series eBooks (fukt if I'm going to pay money for that crap!) and I wasn't able to read most of it because I kept rolling my eyes. And my laptop is not on the ceiling. So it is kind of impossible to keep reading when your eyes keep flying that way.

But THIS. THIS!!! The emotions coming from my pancreas (or wherever emotions come from, I imagine it's a bit like insulin) are... are... EMOTIONAL. My emotions have emotions. That is how touching this series is!

Wow, I'm rambling O_o

CHRISTOPHER! *sobs*

[cherriesarered]

Aw. This is sad. :(

For some reason, I never imagined Frig actually turning into an alien (probably because I didn't know that it was possible, but whatever).

[insipidcalamity]

DAMN you, aliens. DAMN YOU.

I FEEL I MAY CRY A WATERFALL OF TEARS. My poor Christopher ; ;

[summer_breeze01]

Forget anything nice I've ever said about aliens. Or Frig, for that matter. IT'S OKAY, CHRISTOPHER, SHE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU ANYWAY! But the pain... D:

Team Christopher.

[claire_chan]

♥ dangling participle! I do not feel alone! *_*

This chapter is full of awesome. That's what TMPBitWW does to me, all the time.