Chapter Ten, "Sadface"

[xlormp]

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 10, "Sadface"

CHRISTOPHERXlormp was kind enough to let me take Frig off to her bedroom to talk about The Plan. Granted, it was a plan full of more holes than a book by Louis Sachar, but I figured I'd take what I could get because when would I get a chance like this again? Frig

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[madmadmaddymad]

So I'll just lay it out straight.

You are an AMAZING writer. I decided this about halfway through this chapter when I actually started to cry. Honest to god. Real tears. From my face.

I don't like to imagine what's going to become of Frig. I don't like to imagine the heartbreak she's about to put Christopher through. I'm actually feeling more for Christopher than I did for that other character in that other book where something else happened. I mean. Crap.

Although I'm pretty sure this line made my entire life better.
"But what? She didn't finish her but. She left a dangling but."

[draconravie]

*Sobs and hugs imaginary vision of Christopher*

WHY MUST YOU TOUCH MY EMOTIONS SO?! WHY?! D:
I now need to eat my chocolate mouse. *Sigh* Damn emotions

[random_nexus]

Um... is that a mouse covered in chocolate or chocolate shaped like a mouse?
o0

[random_nexus]

I can't imagine Frig as a caring human being. It's too wonky-bonkers for me. Put her back, Christopher, find a way to put her back!

Your shallow, self-serving, pretty people are so much more fun than those of Stewhatsherfacemeyer.

\o/

[canine_kitten]

I know it's tacky to quote the first paragraph, but... "it was a plan full of more holes than a book by Louis Sachar..." YES. I love that book! Woohoo!

In other news, WHAT? Frig has, like, feelings? Feelings of non-hatred? I think she needs a good slapping. Fo rizzle.

[tixxana]

aww, poor christopher. D: