Chapter Fifteen, "Bitchiness"

[xlormp]

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 15, "Bitchiness"

CHRISTOPHERSo there I was, willingly trapped in that house again. By now, Frig was practically interchangeable with a regular Zmeephish-Quian, and it made me feel numb inside. Like I was immune. Immune to aliens. Whatever happened after the stupid baby, I

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[insipidcalamity]

Strawberry Suave shampoo? Now if it had been vanilla, I totally would have had the same reaction. I effing love the scent of vanilla. Oh my. But it is kind of cool that Jessica's hair is the colour of sunshine and happiness. ~Jealous~ (I'm still not sold on this pairing though. Jessica needs to prove herself of being worthy)

And I agree with what someone above said - the more I see the world through Christopher's eyes, the more I dislike Frig and Xlormp. WE GET THAT YOU'RE PREGGARS FRIG, GAWD. Please tell me the other book wasn't like that? If so, thank God I refused to read it.

AAAAAAAANNNNNNDD I want Christopher to give me lessons on alien hating! Show me your waaayyyysss!

[tallybonker]

GET OVER IT GEEZ!! How many months lasts an alien pregnancy?
And Jessica is just like Frig, except she's not the main character.

[anonymous]

so yeah. I just read all of this. and i, um, kinda loved it. i laughed so hard the first book and i think i even cried a bit when sadness was happening.
and while i was reading this i noticed the dates being more recent. which is what dates do, normally, what with time passing and all. but what i mean is that suddenly i realized that the fourth book wasn't finished! :O and then when there were no more entries i was really really sad to have to be a real reader and wait and have suspense and cliffhangers and everything, like, for REALS.

So while being totally happy about how totally awesome this stuff is, i am also very sad.

oh, and christopher is awesome. and frig is kind of annoying and stupid. and hector is too cute for words. and i really REALLY have to read the other series now because i want to know what the hell the commenters are talking about sometimes (tent scene?)

this was way longer than i meant it to be.

anyways, bottomline, you rock. (you being the person who writes this, of course)

- svava

[xlormp]

Welcome to REAL READER LAND!! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!

Oh yes, the tent scene. Really it's not that exciting. I have a hate/fascination relationship with Twilight, so I end up simultaneously telling people to read it but stay away, don't get sucked in like I did, SAVE YOURSELF!!! It is too late for me. Maybe you still have a chance?

[canine_kitten]

Now /I/ want to read about moon explosions too! Lemme do a quick search... nope, nothin'. LAME.

Not so lame though, is giraffe spleen. Have you ever had it? It's like, so amazing. Grilled with a pinch of garlic salt and BLAMMO, an exotic treat for the whole family.

[burmese_jack]

arrrgh. it's already tuesday where i am and it's only half past seven where you are! which means that i probably won't read this until tomorrow! grrr

and btw i'm svava, two comments up from here