Chapter Eighteen, "Baby"

[xlormp]

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Chapter 18, "Baby"

CHRISTOPHEREveryone reacted immediately, leaping up and rushing around, trying to figure out what to do. Frig screeched and wailed as more goo and slime streamed from every imaginable fold. The floor quickly flooded with the stuff. Frig's screams and everyone's

Comments

[emmalie_crystal]

Need I say best baby name ever? XD

Thank you for making my day. =]

[anonymous]

Aw man guys... okay... so in response to this chapter I did a little doodle of baby Wemjox on a piece of paper, and of course I will show it off but I'm on my phone and can't upload it. But I will leave you with this teaser: DAMN THAT LITTLE SHIT IS CUTE. If I do say so myself.

[summer_breeze01]

Well, I love little Wemjox already unless Wemjox turns out to be a little perfect angel like the other baby...! It might be the two heads, but I think it's the name! :D

Um, goodbye, Jessica? And maybe Lexington, too?

Also, coherent!Lou is a surprise! And coherent! I guess we don't need any more chapters from his POV because he can (temporarily?) explain why he makes sense. If he even knows. If that makes any sense...

Lol at Monica's baby not looking like Monica. And YAY FOR CHAPTERS, ESPECIALLY THIS ONE!

I am sad that the Christopher/Frig thing is a possiblility again, though. She's not good enough for you, Christopher!

my sad attempt at Xlormp poetry

[summer_breeze01]

Sarah, I'm looking at you!

Wemjox has two heads
Sounds like a cleaning product
Lou makes sense again!

Re: my sad attempt at Xlormp poetry

[summer_breeze01]

I wanna try!

Two-headed baby
Hector 2.0 might *gasp*
Woefully imprint

-Rachel

Re: my sad attempt at Xlormp poetry

[nzanon]

My turn!

Slimetastic birth scene
Wemjox is gender confused
Yay Team Christopher!

[anonymous]

Amazing chapter. Little Wemjox will be ... Interesting to read about :D

If you look back at the first chapter of the first book, your writing has changed a lot. Not in a good way, not in a bad way. Its just changed. I think that you are more into the story and not so much spoofing. Of course, it is all amazing still :D

So ... The OTHER movie came out after all the books were out, what about this movie? Someone has to make a movie !!!

:D -cg613

[insipidcalamity]

Ack! I can't believe it took me this long to comment. I read it when it first went up but couldn't comment and I nearly cried. =(

WEMJOX IS A THING OF BEAUTY. Also The baby. Monica's baby. We had done it. WUUUUUUUUUUT.

All those haikus above are going in the Xlormp Poetry of Awesome book. If anyone else has any poems they'd like to contribute, just let me know!