Chapter Nineteen, "Giving Birth is Totally Not My Favorite"

[xlormp]

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Chapter 19, "Giving Birth is Totally Not My Favorite

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[anonymous]

ohmygodfirst

-Rachel

[anonymous]

*breathes*

OK, great chapter!

Thanks for the nod to the most horrible thing in Breaking Dawn (the thing about gushing out of her eyes). When I first read the actual blood-out-of-the-eyes bit I had to cover that part of the page before I could keep reading. There was no reason for sm to include that.

Anyway... Is Frig QZRUDLE's girl-slave now? Surely not!
WHAT IS WITH LOU?
Do the babies ACTUALLY have Renesmee-like powers, or is Frig just insane?
(And what about Naomi?)

-Rachel

[madmadmaddymad]

HOOORAY!!! Frig narration!

Here is my theory about the child[s].
We know right now that the name was not Frig's choice.
And she was understanding Lou.
(also somehow Tabitha was understanding Lou)
I think that the child[s] has Zmeephis-Qian telepathy, and can control people's vocal chords. That's how it speaks. I mean, how else would you speak if you had two heads? How ever would you decide which head to speak out of?

Ok so, in order to be closer to it's mother, the child used Lou by injecting it's brain into Lou's, via Telepathy, and he simply did not notice.

Then, once in Frig's arms, it used Telepathy to tell her the name it wanted to be named.
(Wendy Marcus Jehosavat-Watsits.)

i agree

[madmadmaddymad]

yeah i reckon that the alien baby might be able to make people who cant speak Coherently, speak Coherently.

so when lou and frigg hold her/him they'll be all normal-like, but when theyre a way from her/him/it theyll go back to speakiing beeps and what-have-you...

anywho GREAT CHAPTER!

-ellie

Re: i agree

[madmadmaddymad]

That would solve the beep problem... but it feels too similar to the actual baby. Hmmm, guess we'll see.

-Rachel

Re: i agree

[madmadmaddymad]

And the people holding the child can also understand people who speak incoherently who are in the room!

(like Tabitha, understanding Lou while she was holding Wemjox and he wasn't.)
I don't know how this explains Frig understanding Lou right after the birth of wemjox, but perhaps it was just due to residual baby-ness left over from birthing-ness.

[madmadmaddymad]

Also I voted in the contest so hooray for contests. And here's hoping that our powers combined can be enough to conquer that other guy! (who by the looks of it is still in the lead...)

[summer_breeze01]

Um, wow. So Frig's a girl slave now, and where was Xlormp during this process? Are the next chapters going to be filled with beeps?

Also, I loled at the reference to Bella's oh-so-tramatic conversion while not being able to move or speak and the eggs. Oh, the eggs!

For lack of anything else to say, TEAM CHRISTOPHER. Yes.

Oh, and for the record, I have totally already voted. For serious. :)

[im_trouble26]

Mount Xlormpius = one of my favorite nicknames out of this series, along with "Frigling" and "FRIGGLESAUCE!" =D

[im_trouble26]

Wait, what chapter is FRIGGLESAUCE! in?

-Rachel

[im_trouble26]

Only Slightly Better Than The Last Book, Chapter Two, "A Very Emotionally Charged Chapter."
There are days when I wish I was named Frig so I could go by that name. =D

[im_trouble26]

Thanks!

-Rachel