Chapter Twenty-Two, "Apparently the Haberdash House is Now a High Security Location"

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Chapter 22, "Apparently the Haberdash House is Now a High Security Location

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[theotherbaldwin]

"
He licked my cheek and I sat on his head and he noogied my ribs and I chewed on his flipper and he sucked on my elbow and I spat in his ear and then Christopher was standing in front of us and I don't know when she got there."

Line of the chapter, folks.

[auracel]

Agreed!

[summer_breeze01]

*flails* Wemjox. Is. Totally. Awesome. I can't even believe the level of awesome that this chapter became in the last few sentences!

"But seriously. The baby stuff is nuts. Save yourself. It's like a damn cult up there."
BWAHAHAHA that's how I felt about the other demon spawn.

TEAM CHRISTOPHER! And so happy to see no signs of imprinting yet.

[tallybonker]

"I handed Charlie my sanity, because I didn't need it anymore."
someone icon this! nao!!

[madmadmaddymad]

Lexington. "You don't make a lot of sense."

The sad part is that I was like refreshing the page waiting for the chapter yesterday, but I must have missed it!
I forgive the lateness of the chapter, if only because now I have another delicious Pie-flavor chapter to read.

I hope Wemjox is as homicidal as Stewie. :D

[a_respite]

Wemjox is just fabulous. Because babies smoking cigars are fabulous.

"Your special," she said, with a heart as breaking as ever broken a heart was.

NO CHRISTOPHER, *YOU'RE* SPECIAL.

And there needs to be a soundtrack for all the robots flipping out over the baby(ies). I'm thinking "flight of the bumblebees" or something.

[a_respite]

Waltz of the Flowers? Because robots in tutus are the sh*t. And they could be like twirling around in MGM-like coordination, taking things off shelves and putting them back on (think Marian the Librarian). It would be brilliant.

-Rachel