Chapter Twenty-Two, "Apparently the Haberdash House is Now a High Security Location"

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Chapter 22, "Apparently the Haberdash House is Now a High Security Location

Comments

[random_nexus]

Whole big bag of chortling ensued from this chapter! You are made of awesome and win with a coating of fluffy spoof!

Smeyer only wishes she wrote this well! ;p

[anonymous]

OK, I love that after everybody's been wondering how you're going to deal with the two-Jacobs thingy, you come up with something ten times more brilliant then our speculations.

-Rachel

[celinra]

"He licked my cheek and I sat on his head and he noogied my ribs and I chewed on his flipper and he sucked on my elbow and I spat in his ear and then Christopher was standing in front of us and I don't know when she got there."

This makes me think of a part of a Weird Al song. Specifically, "Albuquerque."

[canine_kitten]

Coolest baby ever.

"I handed Charlie my sanity, because I didn't need it anymore." Ah, how useful Charlie is!

"'You don't make a lot of sense,' Lexington retorted." Lexingtom and I retort in the same fashion... I think we'd get along.

"I kind of wanted to take a bite out of it to see how it tasted." NOT RECOMMENDED. This one would probably taste of cigar and evil.

[auracel]

"That pronoun didn't make a lot of sense," I pointed out.

HA.

Also I am super-late in reading these chapters because I was on drugs and puffy-faced for many days. I think you can forgive me. :(