Chapter Twenty-Seven, "Killing Wemjox"

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Chapter 27, "Killing Wemjox

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[nzanon]

Loveshield reversal ftw!
Wemjox is, pretty much, more badass than the entire Volturi debate team clan. Fer srs.

[tallybonker]

He has a loveshield like Harry Potter? XD
Good luck to Frig!

[summer_breeze01]

Lol, both Harry Potter and Bella Swan are jealous of Wemjox's loveshield! XD

[lizren697]

hahahahaha. in the movie version of this, this chapter would be a hilariously frustrating montage.

[insipidcalamity]

YES. With goofy music in the background.

[starblues]

The kind of music that would play during Keystone Kops movies, or Laurel and Hardy. A bit like this?

[insipidcalamity]

EXACTLY. And I want it in black and white.

[nightfalltwen]

I love Schmeertz. Schmeertz FTW!

[insipidcalamity]

Dude, total role reversal. Now Frig is like Stewie Griffin and Wemjox is Louis!

I love the fact that Schmeertz went to rehab. And that they had small talk after discussing murder plans.

And OF COURSE Christopher is your only ally, Frig! She will always be your ally! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOOOUUUUU???

Anywhoozle, Team Christopher. But I'm not sure about this whole Jessica thing still.

[dontcrosscross]

Yeah, I'm starting to think nobody's badass enough for Chris. :(

Christopher was so bad-arse
That her dating potential was sparse.
Frig was too glitzy,
Jessica too ditzy
Love started to seem like a farce.

(sorry for the depressing ending but I couldn't think of anything else that rhymed with sparse D: )

[insipidcalamity]

Awwwww poor Christopher!!!

[a_respite]

Best. Christopher Limerick. Ever.

(and that icon was fabricated from an alloy of Win, right?)