What do I post anymore but stupid memes?

[xmuskrat]

I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want, and I will answer truthfully and fully. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this message, and allow your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Comments

[catbird]

1. What do you want your name to be?

2. Why do you sing?

3. What do you want?

Answers

[xmuskrat]

1. What do you want your name to be

[ex_katseye824]

1. why do paperclips only have three bends in them?

2. is there any other type of vegetable that has been popped besides corn?

3. are you annoyed with me yet for asking silly questions?

4. moo?

love yas

[xmuskrat]

1. why do paperclips only have three bends in them?

Paperclip makers are lazy. If they had four bends, they'd work way too well and they'd last longer and hold paper better. You'd stop buying them. Yeah.

2. is there any other type of vegetable that has been popped besides corn?

Well, lets see... They puff rice, but that's not quite a pop. How about tarts? That's about as much of a vegetable as corn is, right?

3. are you annoyed with me yet for asking silly questions?

I never get annoyed when cute girls ask me silly questions.

4. moo?

woof.

[wakingriver]

1. Why do cars break down at the worst times?

2. What is the worst thing you have ever tasted?

3. Why does the sun still come up?

[xmuskrat]

1. Why do cars break down at the worst times?

Cause everytime is a worst time. It was so frustrating to have my car functional when I was most depressed in my life. To be able to drive, and have nowhere to go. So I drove in sweeping, wide circles from pine to wheat to cotton. Eventually I ended up in the land of the burning rivers. No not Hades.

2. What is the worst thing you have ever tasted?

I promised myself years and years ago I wouldn't talk about *her* again.

3. Why does the sun still come up?

To remind me that I am alive, to warm me out of bed, to show me my future, to give me hope.

[xmuskrat]

1. Have you ever dyed your hair?

um.. which hair?

ahh... Weirdly enough I had a dream the other day that I died it green and I was punk-rock-cool.

2. What is the proper usage of the word perpendicular(sp?)?

You are a sweet, wonderful women. Would you like to get perpendicular with me this evening, or would you prefer vertical or horizontal?

3. Do you think I'm bad with girls? (as in dont know how to deal with them)

Not any more then any other guy thinks they are. In the end, the people are truly bad with girls hurt them. I just don't see that in you, so I think you're great with girls. Just girls aren't always great with you. But hey, no more then any other good guy.

[axeman2001]

1. what is the point?

2. why ohio?

3. am i doomed?

[xmuskrat]

1. what is the point?

I'm getting to that, already.

2. why ohio?

good point, I'll move back.

3. am i doomed?

most certianly.