When you know it's time to stop having sex for the time being:

"I'm biting your nipple like I eat corn." -Adam

HAPPY NATIONAL UNDERWEAR DAY!!

I swear to God that I checked my LJ friends page at least 50 times today ( Read more... )

I just laughed my ass off at this... and at the rest of the article. I love this site.

"Theologians have decided that the Bible doesn't really frown on masturbation at all. All that talk about being "unclean" was really about being unclean -- not damned. The Old Testament just wanted you to wash the cum off before you rejoined society." Leave a comment  1 

Twisted. Seriously ( Read more... )

So I just finished reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. My face is all red and puffy from crying so hard.

( WARNING: SPOILER... )

 

Overreaction? Me? Never!

LAME.

RampartX: I want to be Cher
RampartX: no clothes just two things on my nipples and a thong