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[xoiamgorgeous03]

I'm tired of having crushes and I'm tired of being single. There. I said it. Don't all jump at once.

Disclaimer - no offense, but I actually don't think anything would work out with anybody that reads this. Exceptions being a)Farrah Johnson and b) yeah I can't event think of a b. On another note, it's not even being single. I just like the

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[forceflip]

SSSUUUUHHHH.

At least for your behind the scenes work in T-com you get into the credits. Yes?

[xoiamgorgeous03]

ha, I wasn't actually referring to literal behind the scenes things in t-com.. but yes, I'll be in the credits. I didn't even think of that... but anyways. suh.

P.S. was it YOU who sent me a message at 7:21 THIS MORNING?? cause if it was, you better be going with me..

[uiflannagain]

I think your feelings are definitely valid. I find that the worst days are the ones where nothing concretely bad happens but all the little things merge together in a full-force life disappointment session.

If it makes you feel any better, my friend Liz remembers who you are.

Maybe we need to have a good old-fashioned "heart2heart" chat. I promise I'll still remember your name halfway through the conversation.

[savesthefarrah]

Hah. I love reading your entries because it usually sounds like I wrote them. It's funny. Like you're writing exactly what I'm thinking.

I've pretty much come to the conclusion that dating sucks. It's awkward and usually ends in disappointment. I never know what to do next. What the hell am I supposed to order? Am I supposed to pay? When he pays, what do I do? Say, "Hey, thanks for the burger"? Do I have broccoli in my teeth? What movie are we seeing? Am I supposed to tell him what I really want to see or see some piece of shit just because this guy wants to? Do I go for the Sour Patch Kids? And at the end of the night, you have 3 "good night" options: 1) the kiss 2) the awkward hug where you stick out your asses because you don't want to get too close 3) high-five. By the end of the night, I usually want to opt for the high-five and spend every other weekend night watching America's Next Top Model and eating ice cream. Cause that's how I roll.

[uiflannagain]

I think the "high-five" is what all the cool kids are doing these days.

On an unrelated note: Why don't I have any friends? I always give them high-fives... and in my book high-five means "forever."

[xoiamgorgeous03]

hahaha

[xoiamgorgeous03]

I meant to ask you ms. johnson.. are you dating that phalus guy? or was it the guy that made fun of him or something.. I think I recall hearing that from Jenny or Mike.. or it could have been a dream.