i have the biggest jickey of my life... fuuuuuck.
turtlenecks to work tomrrow!

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I decided that when I get the money together, this is the tattoo I'm getting:


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So I was in the shower, shaving, when all of a sudden! My cat jumped into the shower at me. This took me by surprise, and I ended up slicing my vagina open with the razor. Not my legit vagina, but pretty freakin close. Every time I walk, it opens up and starts bleeding again, and it's in too awkward a place for a bandaid. Work is going to be a pain ( Read more... )

Last night was unexpected and glorious, and I really want it to happen again. <3

I'm cranky and I have a tummy ache and I haven't gotten laid in 3 weeks.
on the plus side, I can sleep tomorrow, I love my job, and there is a very high chance of me getting laid soon.

also, the new job=thumbs up. :)

My boobs are sore. I swear to god, if they're growing again, I will beat someone.

This is absolutely disgusting, so stop reading right now if you're not into graphic period descriptions. I just needed to share this story because it was so fucking gross. haha

( I wasn't even supposed to get it for another 3 weeks )

i'm having kind of a hard time again. i'm going to pull myself out of this. i have to.