Do you write for television or movies?

Do you want to make me bawl uncontrollably?

Here's how you do it:

1. Have a good and/or innocent anthropomorphized robot in the script.

2. Kill the robot.

It's incredibly rare that moving pictures will reduce me to tears (then again, it's incredibly rare that anything does). This will apparently work on ( Read more... )

Catching up on some journal reading, I noticed stephthegeek_wp had also moved from Toronto to a liberal American city. Her posts on the difference from where she is now and Canada make me think 'holy crap, that's exactly how I feel!'

Since she's mentioned health insurance, Thanksgiving, Tim Horton's, and poppy pins (with a link to a pretty humorous take on the ( Read more... )

A few years ago, I thought it would be nice: Brooklyn Bridge closed off, records blasting. Friends, family, and me -- the corpse in the cutest 20's dress you've seen, decked out in cement shoes, ready to be thrown into the icy river at the stroke of midnight ( Read more... )

December 2006 seemed to be a popular time for dying. A woman who was a friend, my maternal grandmother, two extended family members, an acquaintance's grandmother in law; they all passed away this month ( Read more... )

There's a lot of you that I've fallen out of touch with since moving. I'd like to keep in contact with you, but I'm still not fond of the idea of jumping back into a LiveJournal. I'd much rather write letters than glorify the mundane ( Read more... )

Are apple fritters doughnuts (donuts)?

Henceforth, I'll be taking an indefinite break from posting LiveJournal entries. At some point I may pick it up again, but I wouldn't expect that to happen for quite some time ( Read more... )

A while ago, I found an old diary of mine in my mother's basement. I can't remember if I posted any of it here, but I thought I'd share some of it now. This is an entry from when I was twelve. Note my atrocious grammatical skills and early poly tendencies ( Read more... )

Hint to Adirondack Trailways: Overnight schedules are probably not the best routes to be showing movies on.

Rather than continue to fill this journal with excessive academia, updates on my "thesis" are being posted to thesispr0n.