Gotta gotta be down, 'cuz I want it all

[xorigamikittyx]

I don't like who I am at school. Maybe I just don't like myself? Something to think about, though I don't think I'll ever come to a conclusion.

List of things I either need to do, or want to do:
+ Read The Great Gatsby tonight [i'm on chapter one still =)]
+ Re-read The Bell Jar- Study for Geog. AP exam

Comments

[badxbanana]

I <3 your entries. Even if they're sad sometimes, I still <3 them. Iunno..let's all sing Broadway!

"We're in the money; We're in the money!
We've got a lot of what it takes to get along!
We're in the money, the sky's a sunny!
Old Man Depression, you are through, you've done us wrong!"

Okay, I'm done now. Promise.
I take that back..

"We're in the money, the sky's a sunny!"

Done. Swear.

[xorigamikittyx]

Someone I know used to sing that when I was younger and we played monopoly and they were beating me. I don't remember who though. I wish I did..

[butterflyspikes]

(I don't know if this is considered a bar joke, but it was told by an irish man in a pub, so...)
A man is a counselor at a camp for mentally challenged kids. He tells them that the first kid to clap their hands together would get an ice cream. They try and try and try, but they can't seem to get their hands to touch.

Finally one kid does it.

All the other kids applaud him.

Hahaha.

[xorigamikittyx]

Haha =)

[zuhalterin]

A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, "A beer for me,
and one for the giraffe, please." So they proceed to drink. Then:
"...a shot for me and one for the giraffe, too" And they keep
drinking all evening.

Finally the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar. The guy
pays the tab and gets up to leave.

The bartender shouts out, "Hey! You're not going to leave that
lying on the floor, are you?"

The guy replies "That's not a lion... it's a giraffe."

[zuhalterin]

A guy goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one.
He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."

[zuhalterin]

Some Bacon and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender stops them and says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast in here."