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[xoverau]

I was going to say I didn't believe in gay rights just to be contrary, but every time you say that, a fairy dies.

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[alexandriabrown]

By which I assume you mean Ryan.

[xoverau]

O NOES!

amandazillah and I are writing him with Nikki Sixx. He doesn't want to die until he gets laid a couple more times.

[alexandriabrown]

OH. MY. GOD. *goes to lie down* Nikki! He was my favorite, so much.

Also I've started snotty celibate Spencer. He's very very fab. And confusing poor John very much. I'm so mean to him. Obviously, I love him best.

[xoverau]

They're disturbingly compatible. They're driven, focused, slightly snotty sons of abusive alcoholics. With dark hair, dark eyes, and eyeliner. *grin*

I AWAIT YOUR CELIBATE SPENCER WITH GLEEEEEEEEEEE.

[canadiankracka]

*giggles*

[xoverau]

I do, I do, I DO believe in fairies!

[hegemony]

You know, everytime someonee masturbates, god kills a kitten,and every time a kitten masturbates, God kills a fairy, so, uh, what happens when fairies masturbate?

Oh, wait, we were talking about gay rights. So uh, what happens when fairies find other fairies of the same fairy gender and masturbate? A same sex fairy orgy, or perhaps someone established the fairy hanky code. What happens THEN?

[xoverau]

THEY KILL GOD. No matter what, that's what happens.

[callsigns]

And what restores them to life, jacking off?

[xoverau]

No, but don't tell anyone. The effort does everyone good.

[giogio]

*g* I can't work out whether that's sarcasm, a very dark sense of humor, or possibly both ;-)

[xoverau]

Yes. Yes it is.