my dad: "We think you're full of shit...We think you were out smoking pot."
me: "Wh-wha-what draws you to that conclusion?"

jasmine + wooa = LOVEEEE

good good times...

WHERE AM I?

Jasmine: "i need to go throw up...."
me: "no i think you should stay here..."

LOLLIPOPPP

once said always said. i will hold the past over your head. i'll speak my mind whenever i feel slighted. i am hellbent on extracting all of my revenge. take heart, sweetheart, or i will take it from you ( Read more... )

carrie bradshaw shoe events are desperately needed by the members of the ihmlsmc*

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...so i don't..?

ONE. t.w.o. THREE GET UP YOU STUPID BITCH

aliza greatly improves the quality of my life.

you think you know. but you have no idea...

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micaela: "me and the honda fight sometimes. it's a boy."
me: "oh really? whats his name?"
micaela: "Tony I think...yeah. Tony. We get in fights sometimes. Because he wants rims and Im like idk man idk"
me: "How long ago did you smoke?"

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Judith Swanson: "I'm just gonna say this...your vagina is your own. Use it with discretion."

Micaela: "I don't think your dyslexic. I think you're a deaf, blind, retarded bitch."

my mom: where did devin end up going to school?
me:idk...nigger school?
my mom: I KNEW he couldnt get into UVA
my dad: HEY HEY theres plenty of smart niggers in the south.

the worst is over. you can have the best of me.