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Known as: Ben/Osama Ben Marvin ( Read more... )

What have you done recently that made the world a better place? Are you really worth the oxygen you're taking? Chances are you haven't been doing anything useful with your life. Consume and use, but never accomplish anything ( Read more... )

What the fuck is with all this heat. I hate it. Stupid humid, dense air... Getting in the way of my comfort. Blah. Why can't it be nice out all the time. Like in Vegas, in the air conditioning, in a casino...Yeah. That would rock my socks off like electric shock ( Read more... )

I had a long day at work today. You know, it seems that the biggest idiots in the work shop. It's true, and I'm sure it's been said a thousand times. Quite the common gripe in my circles. Anywho, why do people think that as soon as they walk in a store, the people that work there are supposed to wait on them hand and foot, even if they don't buy ( Read more... )

I was late to work this morning. Stupid power went out during the night and my alarm didn't go off. That's ok, I felt like poop. Went home early too. I'm sick, but not so sick I need to stay in bed all the time, just crappy. Jana told me I look 'like poop'. I said 'thanks, cause I feel slightly worse than poop ( Read more... )

Got a new MySpace URL thingy. I picked the obvious. My new URL is www.myspace.com/Benji9k/

These people on there are all idiots. I'm convinced. Oh well, that's why I don't have 50,000 Myspace friends too.

Check out my new key. It owns your sorry ass. You wish you could be this cool. I can flick it out and stab you in the eye with it. I'm just like one of those greaser kids, or a Volkswagen driver. At least I'm not a gay hippie like Volkswagen drivers:


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The Pussy Promise

You promised me your pussy
But you didn't give it to me
All you did was jerk me off
When we were at the movies

I though you really like me
You made me feel that way
If you hadn't jacked my dick
I'd have thought that you were gay

If you promise me your pussy
You need to give it to me
Baby I want you to know
How happy I would be ( Read more... )

Obvious Observation #1:
You know, I think that's why coffee cups have bottoms to them...Cause if they didn't, all the coffee would leak out and get gross stuff on it like chewed bubble gum and dirty pennies.